Mad Lib Ways to Serve

by: MSUMC youth @UMYF March 15

If you would like to be a servant, you must first learn how to swim. Ellie is a great example of a servant; she always takes giraffes and hippos and puts them in Check-E Cheese for security. A person can also serve by falling a totem pole or curiously doing fluffy chores for Chuck. One of the true marks of a servant is the ability to spulunk on command and to quickly produce both caterpillars and melodies. Another wonderful way to serve is to go through mid-life crisis thinking you're a duck. This will help you to squash better than the average lamp. Finally, you must always keep this motto in mind: If you want to serve, you must frog-gig Powerades and never forget to skydive your Bible. Most importantly, you should always serve others by constantly shouting, "Double O C!"